Thursday, July 8, 2010

Elimination Experts

Upon reflecting on the previous night's episode of The Gospel Bill Show in which Miss Lana worried so much that she nearly developed an ulcer and had to go to the doctor, Caleb asked me, "Mom, does Miss Lana have a potty?" (Yes, in Caleb's opinion I have now graduated from "Mommy" to "Mom.")

"Yes, I'm sure she does have a potty," I replied, unsure about why he needed this information. Caleb replied, "Then Miss Lana needs to go poop on her potty so her tummy won't hurt anymore." And Joshua chimed in, "Miss Lana needs to eat lettuce so she can poop."

That's right, folks, next time save yourselves a visit to the doctor or pharmacy. Drs. Caleb and Joshua Wolf have all the answers!

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