Wearing a Necklace like Katie Wolf

Moses has been 2 years old for exactly one month! And what better day to write an update on all the clever things he's been saying than on the holiday that celebrates one quarter of his ethnic heritage.

Moses, while holding up a cheese stick: "It like a one!"

Moses, suffering from his not-so-well-endowed rump: "Oh no! My pants falling down!"

Moses, holding up a partially-eaten cucumber slice: "Look what I made! It California!"
Moses, after taking another bite of the cucumber: "It Mexico!"

Moses, holding a large slice and a small slice of cucumber: "Look, it a baby one and a mommy one."

Moses, demonstrating an understanding of the spirit realm: "Mommy, I have a angel?"
Me: "Yes, that's right, you have a guardian angel."
Moses: "Gospel Bill have a angel?"
Me: "Yeah."
Moses: "Pillow no have a angel."
Me: "Yeah, that's right! Only people have angels."

Moses, while wearing Mardi Gras beads: "I wearing a necklace. I wearing a necklace like Katie Wolf!"

Lastly, we have a doormat by our front door that has four penguins waddling in a line. A large penguin leads the way with three smaller penguins following behind. Moses reminded me of Old Testament Joseph the other day when he pointed to two of the smaller penguins and said, "That Joshua and that Caleb," then pointed to the biggest penguin and said, "and that one Moses!"